*** LIVE LIFE TO DA FULLEST ***
~ 100% GUYANESE ALL DA TIME!!! ~

I PLEDGE ALLEGIENCE TO THE
GUYANA NATION
OF SOUTH AMERICA.
TO THE PEOPLE OF
GUYANA FOR WHICH THEY STAND,
ONE EASTERN PARKWAY,
UNDER CARNIVAL
UN-DEFEATABLE, WITH ROTI
AND CURRY FOR ALL

DA*GUYANESE*BLOOD
Guyanese Blood is my kind.
Guyanese pride is mine.
So step aside and let me through.
Cuz its all about da Guyanese Crew.
Guyanese peeps be Holdin it Down.
Cuz Guyanese luv is all around.
We Guyanese is full of class
But if you fu-k with us we beat your ass.

*~*~*~*SWEET GT BABY ~*~*~*
I'm a girl & da finest in da whole world.
Like mah curry I'm Hot & Spicy
Even a little Fiesty.
I'm now 15 and soon 16
I'm very sweet & gracious.
To recieve a love like mine you gotta be hott,cool,& kind.
So HOLLA atme if you feel dat you fit dis description( not really) or if you think you Betta than me.
Guynese Angyl
_ HEAVEN SENT!!!

We*Da*GUYANESE
GUYANESE are da #1
We're above all dem other ones.
We're da coolest, hottest & most best...
I'm a GUYANESE
So bow down to your ANGEL
One of da GUYANESE finest ! ! !

Guyanese ANGEL!!!
Hey its you know who.
When all dem boys a see me dem a freeze up & tun blue
& na know wa da hell to do.
Its like I'm Heaven sent , I'm da Guynese Angel...
da #1 fine gyal , da #1 HINDU

~ * * * Da HINDU Baby * * * ~
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm da Guyanese Angel
& da # 1 HINDU
Dis right here is for mah Boo
& the whole GT Crew.
So show some respect ...
Bow down, give me mah wings & mah crown.

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is Trini.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Trini too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands
explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception.
A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not Trini," she said.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Guyanese," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks Kristen why she is a Guyanese.
"Well, my mom and dad are Guyanese, so I'm a Guyanese too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your
mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Trini."

You Know Your GUYANESE When. . .
1.You own a copy of Kuch Kuch Hota Hai on video, cd, and cassette
2.You think Limachol and Vicks is the cure for every sickness.
3.All of your Jewelry is strictly from Liberty Ave or Jackson Heights
4.When something is $1.29, you fight to pay $1
5.You say "bugga king" instead of Burger King
6.You call a rolling pin a "belna"
7.You say "tree" instead of three
8.You call asian people "chynee "
9.You close your doors so your clothes dont smell like curry
10.You send barrels back home with canned foods and clothes
11.You get "licks"
12.Your wedding cake is either rum cake or black cake and when u go to weddings u take di biggest piece, then take some home to eat later, when u really plan to eat it in the car on the way home .
13.When you are at a party, you request the Dj to play "lotala", "chutney bacchanal" or "the frog remix song"(mere khabowmein jo aiye)
14.You wont date someone because they are TRINI
15.Your grandparents have gold teeth
16.You call Holi "phagwah"
17.You dont wash yuh skin out, but yuh "RENSE" yuh skin
18.Someone in your family drives an outdated maxima
19.You use the phrase "oh scunt" to describe when you are vexed, upset, happy, surprised, dissapointed, and basically whenever else it needs to be said cause it's an all purpose phrase
20.You laugh till you in pain when you see a add for POKEMAN
21.You think Teefin is ah skill
22.When old indian music come on your parents yell, "yah hear chune!
Da rass is chune! Na wha all yuh deez does listen to!"
23.You dont attend wedding ceremonies, you party at de reception and when you do attend wedding ceremonies, yuh rass ah sit down quiet and nah mek naise, before the pundit halla pan you an' yuh mudda have to "box yuh rass", and den when nite time come, yuh bruk out paan di reception hall dance floor, and yuh mudda...... di same lady wah beena halla paan you fi keep quiet, is the one winin' up right next to you at di reception!!!


A Guyanese man is having breakfast one morning: coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when a Trinidadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Guyanese ignores the Trinidadian who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Trini: "You Guyanese folk eat the whole bread?"
Guyanese (in a bad mood): "Stupid rass, of course"
Trini: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't, in Trinidad, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Guyana"
The Trini has a smirk on his face.
The Guyanese man listens in silence.
The Trini persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread?"
The Guyanese replies: "Of course we do."
Trini: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling) "We don't. In Trinidad, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers,recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Guyana"
The Guyanese then asks: "Ayo rass a bugga in Trinidad?"
"Why of course we do" the Trini says with a big smirk.
Guyanese: "and wha ayo a do wid de condom when u done bugga?"
Trini: "We throw them away of course"
Guyanese: "Abe na do da. In Guyana we put dem in a containa, melt dem down into chewing gum and sell them to ayo Trinidad people...u muddaskunt..nice talkin wid u"